I Require Followers
I’ve been receiving a few questions here and there, but as of this moment I only have three followers on this damned site. How can I expect to wage cataclysmic warfare on any nation with such a small army?
Anonymous asked: how do you like being a bird?
When I transform it is a very freeing experience. The feeling of cracking bones and rending flesh is refreshing, and the feel of my enemies life force draining away and making me stronger is great fun. 10/10, I highly recommend it to everyone.
Anonymous asked: whats going on
With what? If you plan on asking a question at least make it worth my very precious time. I have people to oppress.
hawkheaven asked: What is the deal with Beatrice?
Well hawkheaven, Beatrice has been a loyal companion these many years, faithfully doling out laser after laser at the fools who dare combat me. I found her ages ago and cared for her, so now she cares for me on the Fields of Justice. Also she’s quite partial to the rodents on Summoner’s Rift like Twitch or any Demacian scum.
Anonymous asked: Can I have a hug, or would you prefer I just surprise attack you at night?
Funny, I was thinking that a surprise attack at night would be good for anyone who dared hug me.
arcticshadow asked: swain... is the cane for swagger? or for swagger?
Clearly for both. My swagger knows no bounds.
jacksbackfortheattack asked: U mad bro?
I’m not angry at all, why would I be? I’m a high ranking Noxian official, and have no time for petty squabbles. Your question doesn’t even deserve an answer with my voice.